Just the Facts, Mom

"You lookin' at me? Are you lookin' at me?"

Zzzzzzz

We were just about to go on a walk when you fell asleep in the stroller.

I know enough about parenting at this point to know that I'm not
messing with this.

Brrrrrrring

You've learned is the last couple of days that when you pull the
string on your toy phone, the phone comes to you. Even though there
are no more rotary phones Mommy and I had the same one when we were
kids and I couldn't leave the store without it.